I think I just missed the boat on the perfect job.

It seems that Country Music Television recently conducted a nationwide search for the position of "Vice President, Dukes of Hazzard Institute." (No, seriously.)

The VP of this think tank will be required to watch the Dukes of Hazzard every day on CMT, and write about it in a blog. The institute will also seek to improve international relations and World Peace through the Advancement of Tight Pants.

I guess Henry Kissinger wasn't available.

Anyway, as a part of the online application process, candidates for this $100,000 a year job had to answer three questions, including: If you Bo, Luke and Daisy took off in The General Lee, what would happen next?

I'm sure all of the entries were something like this: We'd hop in through the windows of the General Lee and head straight for the Hazzard County Airport, where we would hop on the first Air India flight to Delhi and then make our way to the ashram of Sri Sri Ravi Shankar, where we would just, like, clear our heads of material attachments.