P.A.D.D.S. - Treatment and Cure

I think both my husband (that will sound right, eventually) and I are suffering from Post-wedding Affective Depression Disorder Syndrome (PADDS). Scientists are not yet sure about the actual cause of PADDS, although scientific research indicates that it could be a fungus. Or not.

Fortunately, there is help. In the barbaric past, one might have said "this is a normal phase, and happens to a lot of people. You'll get over it." In these more enlightened times, we know that PADDS is real, because it has been scientifically proven to be an actual acronym. And there is now a rubber wrist bracelet and a ribbon-shaped magnet to add to the back of the SUV in support of this heartbreaking disorder.

I'm going to ask my doctor about new Yease(TM), from PhiCo. It helps treat a variety of symptoms that, until now, had to be treated by a whole cabinet full of messy ointments. It's a one-stop cure for temporary relief of irritable bowel syndrome, yeast infections, toenail fungus, AD/HD, hypochondria, depression, Seasonal Affective Disorder (SAD), PADDS, mental insanity, and occasional rectal bleeding.*





* side effects may include: irritable bowels, yeast infections, toenail fungus, depression, hypochondria, rectal bleeding, and mental insanity. May have sexual side effects, including but not limited to a sudden, unexplainable attraction to mature billy goats. In a small number of cases** may cause hallucinations of jumping "into the technicolor hell dimension" followed by sudden, self-inflicted death.

** but only in a tiny, small percentage of less than 85% of all cases.