J.K. Rowling's "Hogwarts" exposed as a fake ...

I'm becoming downright disillusioned. First, we find out that James Frey is a serial exaggerator. Then, we find out that JT Leroy isn't really a dude pretending to be a woman pretending to be a Boy George impersonator.

NOW they tell me that J.K. Rowling, author of the "Harry Potter" series, didn't really discover a magical boarding school where precocious wizards-in-training fight the forces of evil. And to think that I actaully cared when Dumbledore died! Had I known it was fiction, I wouldn't have given a rat's ass. Now I'm going to have to retract those harshly worded letters I wrote to my senators about the looming threat of He Who Must Not Be Named.